The Tucumcari Trap

You get down on your luck, however that comes about. You wonder around trying to find a safe haven and you might find Tucumcari, New Mexico, find it sunny one day and think to yourself this could be the place. You give the man all your money and try to place a stake. Well, laugh out loud. You fucked up again. The dream will never come true as you realize the sun disappears and the money is wrong and the people with the smiling faces are wearing masks. They are just plastic smiles on top a monster's ass. "Damn it. Why am I here?" you ask. And you start to see the sky above you, the earth around you and no one watching over you. It's a fucking funeral! You're inside the grave. All the residents from Tucumcari bring their shovels and throw dirt at you and yep, you guessed it, it's the Tucumcari trap you fell in. Happy Dying!!!